What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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